prozdvoices:

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Hello! Maybe you can try to voice act this post coolscar(.)tumblr(.)com/post/79812059603/cyandye-coolscar-mr-krabs-voice-secret

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I don’t do a particularly good impression of either character, but OH WELL, DID IT ANYWAY.

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carryonmy-assbutt:

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

Tumblr: where we take song lyrics seriously

bewbin:

buttchunks:

A living legend.

When’d Obama grow a ponytail

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nyoom △〇

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feaqu:

i was listening to 8tracks in the car and a fucking vocaloid song came on and the person in the car beside me looked over and nodded and thats when i realized that weeaboos are real. weeaboos exist in real life and they will nod at you when vocaloids begin blasting from your bigass jeep in recognition of your fellow weeability.

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grawly:

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I have no patience for details even though this was supposed to be a  study. (I guess everyone draws better with a model/reference picture beside them!)

sosuperawesome:

Catherina Türk on Etsy

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Please reblog if you think a blind person can cosplay.

unzan:

I’ve been very self-conscious even though I never cosplayed, and I’m afraid that people will make fun of me if I show up at a convention with my cane, so please reblog if you wouldn’t mind?!

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stupidharpy:

liache:

coolator:

nosdrinker:

next gen

i thought this was real at first

get your head in the game

clipping glitches are great

clipping glitches in hyper-realistic games are fantastic

bachmaninovsky:

what if pop artists started naming their works like classical music omg

“Minaj: Symphonic Poem in D-flat Major, Op. 32 - I. Allegro: “Stupid Hoe”“

okthorpe:

baby: f… f… f…

dad: father? are you trying to say father?

baby: 4 2 0 S K E L E T O N C O L L E C T I V E

dad: shit yeah

*the baby hits the blunt and its flesh begins to melt away revealing its transcended skeletal form as an awesome guitar riff plays from nowhere*

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