noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

bigbosssnorlax:

HAHAHAHAHA

honestly if you spend this much money on technology and don’t even know how it works, you deserve this

(Source: iftadwascool)

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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buttercakesandteacafe:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(Source: importantbirds)

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

(Source: wasiangod)

niallign:

It is September 10th and my school was closed bc power outage due to snow

og-sludgebone:

tiddiemeat420:

tiddiemeat420:

og-sludgebone:

Whats the CEO of hot topic look like

this is an important question

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completely unexpected

Ah, Gothic Mom

(Source: thatsonofamitch)

buckydixon:

dottyasyouplease:

that tree looks so happy that it is receiving a hug from this child

I AM GROOT

(Source: gypsymoongoddess)

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

yaminexus:

darkspine29:

millenniumtinnyrod:

amymexy:

kaiba-s-giant-dick:

“Sure, why the fuck not…” 

Even yami gets annoyed with how Much this show doesn’t make sense it’s killing me hahahaha

“The shit I do for card games.”

Yami’s not glaring at the clown, he’s glaring at the writers

#I don’t get paid enough to do this shit

williamthegrahamcracker:

looking back at your embarrassing fandom stage like

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gan-edhen:

A woman drinks tea, 1940, in the aftermath of a German bombing raid during the London Blitz

My grandmother used to refuse to go down to the shelter with her family during air raids and insisted on staying in the house because “Hitler wasn’t going to tell her what to do”

(Source: wehadfacesthen)

langleav:

I would keep this in my pocket until the day someone says nothing is written in stone and i’ll answer with oh yeah? And pull this out. 

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

brainsx:

it’s a proven fact at this point, folks.

(Source: griseus)

levirusclearlytripping:

noizss:

tripsexual:

My favorite part of elementary school was the

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i hate you

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT